Disney sends its “best and brightest” to help with the vote tally.BROWARD COUNTY, FL — As the Florida vote recount continues, the Disney Company is offering help where help is needed. After the Broward County elections officials requested extra hands to assist with the vote recount, Walt Disney World immediately sent Goofy, Chip, and Dale to the south Florida county.
“A low bar”
Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) clarifies: “They asked for our ‘best and brightest,’ yes. But we, like everyone else, can see how things are handled in Broward County. ‘Best and brightest’ compared to that crew is a pretty low bar.”
“Heck, given the collective brain power down there, we expect Goofy to be running the place by the end of the week.”
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