“Who would want a ‘California’ park in a non-California state?”
“Sure, we’d like to leave,” Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) tells Uncle Walt’s Insider, “especially since Disneyland took the parking garages with them. But we’re a California-themed park. Everything about us screams ‘California.’
“Take a look at the theming: from the, um, entrance, to the Hollywood-like section, to Cars Land, to Paradise, I mean Pixar Pier, to the Guardians of the Galaxy ride… … to the upcoming Marvel-themed Avengers area… … …, oh! and Soarin’… Around the World…. Huh, wait….”
Maybe not that big a leap?
Disney (no relation) paused a moment to gather herself.
“Okay, but it’s even in our name! Who would want a ‘California’ park in a non-California state? … But then again… why did we build a California-themed park in California in the first place?…
“Forget this. We’re leaving, too.”
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Cover photo: The entrance to Disney formerly-California Adventure. Photo by Neon Tommy [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Wikimedia.