“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
Disney Parks’ new stroller policy has guests desperate to recoup their investment. EbAY H.Q., WHEREVER THAT IS [Note: have the intern look this up.] [Ed.: For the thousandth time, Marty, we do not have an intern. And it’s your week to empty the trash.] — As of next month, large strollers are no longer allowed in…
March statistics show an increase in citations for speeding, impeding traffic, and unsafe turns. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Orange County (Florida) Sheriff’s Department is putting out the word: a traffic violation is a traffic violation, even in a Disney park. Break the law, and you will be ticketed, often before you even reach…
No one person can be that perky for 14 years. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — She’s been a fixture on Walt Disney World resort room televisions since 2005, as the perky and popular host of “Must Do Disney.” She’s Stacey, and she’s about to be replaced. It’s not the first time. I want to be…
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Confederate battle flags for sale are the first sign of the coming changes. EPCOT, FL — While the fate of Brexit in Europe drags on, Uncle Walt’s Insider can confirm that Brexit has occurred at Epcot! An eagle-eyed reader sent in photographic evidence that an all-new Pavilion is replacing the UK Pavilion. Old South merchandise signals…