You’d think they’d wait until the runway was poured. EPCOT CENTER ATC CENTER, FL — Less than one hour after we announced the opening of a new airport at Walt Disney World Resort and Spa, the first flights arrived at the airport. Several eagle-eyed readers called us to let us know that a flight of…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
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The churro changes will be amazing! Maybe! We didn’t catch every detail. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our regular readers [up to five now!] know that we here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love churros. That delicious cinnamon sugar treat is so perfect that even Philistines whose warped taste buds prefer cream cheese pretzels admit that churros…
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Why mess with those other airports, when soon you can fly directly to Walt Disney World!? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — There’s so much construction going on at Walt Disney World these days, you can’t throw a disgusting cream cheese-filled pretzel out of the window of your gondola without hitting a unsuspecting construction worker in…
“It’s just magical — that’s my takeaway. The way Disney gets people to give them money. Magical.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Joel Osteen, the lead pastor for Houston megachurch Lakewood Baptist, recently visited Walt Disney World and came away inspired. Was it the characters? The music? The churros? No — Osteen was greatly impressed…