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Looks like we can unlock the stalls with our Magic Bands! BR’ER BANK, CA — Disney Grand Pooh-bah Bob “Bob” Chapek has found a new way to gouge guests raise revenue and please shareholders. “Some of our executives thought we were running out of ways to bilk our… I mean, encourage spending in Disney parks,”…
Would you hire this man? UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — An Uncle Walt’s Insider staff member who would like to remain anonymous (Ub Skrewi) has revealed that Bob “Bob” Chapek, CEO of ABC/Disney, recently applied to write for Uncle Walt’s Insider! “It was the most bizarre thing,” said Skrewi. “I was working in the…
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Since the Mulan remake is such a success, here are more smash hits coming to Disney+! MY LIVING ROOM — In the biggest news since introduction of the potato cam, the Disney Company has announced the next several months of releases for their streaming service, Disney+. We’ve gone through and compiled a list of all…
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He’s baa-aaaack! BURBANK, CA — Just a couple of weeks since Disney released their latest earnings, Bob “Bob” Chapek is out as the CEO of the Walt Disney Company. Uncle Walt’s Insider can confirm that the board has named Michael “Bob” Eisner as his successor. Bob “Bob” Iger, the once and future chairman of the…
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Hey, look what they were able to do with swampland in Florida! NEW YORK, NY — The Island of Manhattan used to be the crown jewel of New York City. The streets were filled with cars and people rushing from place to place. It was a huge hub of the world economy — and had some…