“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
We show you the best time to go. If you’re planning ahead, that is. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — While Uncle Walt’s Insider has been your go-to source for super-reliable theme park news for over 80 years*, we’ve only recently become aware that some folks actually like to plan vacations in advance? Some of you…
Stunning 4K professional videos are available of every ride, show, or other attraction. So why do people feel compelled to hold their phone up instead of, you know, just watching? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As the showtime approached, your reporter stood in a sea of guests in front of Cinderella Castle. The air was…
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We’ll set a date just as soon as we get enough readers to cover our fare. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Uncle Walt’s Insider is pleased to announce its First Annual “Cruise with Uncle Walt & Friends”! We set sail next Spring!* Sailing on the majestic Disney Magic, readers who sign up for this event…
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Pacific and European itineraries will add many days at sea to reach the private island. CELEBRATION, FL — Passengers on Disney Cruise Line’s many Caribbean itineraries have long enjoyed a visit to Castaway Cay, Disney’s private island in the Bahamas. But beginning in 2019, every Disney cruise, no matter where its primary destination, will included…