It’s a great deal, as long as you never use it. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An announcement Thursday may quiet critics who complain about ever-rising theme park admission prices, as Disney introduced its lowest-price annual pass option in years. “Our guests have been telling us that park admission, and particularly the cost of annual…
“There are no churros in space.” OUTSIDE MARS ORBIT — In a remote (duh) interview with Uncle Walt’s Insider, Tesla Roadster pilot “Starman” claims that he was promised a trip to the Walt Disney World Resort for taking part in the SpaceX launch. In the more than six months since the Falcon Heavy rocket launched…
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McDonald’s selfless gift to the city of St. Louis also includes coloring both arches gold. ST. LOUIS, MO — The Gateway Arch has stood for over fifty years on the banks of the Mississippi River. And now, thanks to a generous gift from the McDonald’s Corporation, it will have a twin. “As the original arch…
Disney hails “virtual guests” as new revenue stream. PROVO, UT — It’s a fact of modern life that every one of us clicks to accept Terms of Service without reading or understanding what we are agreeing to. One Utah man found out the hard way that he should always read the fine print. The next…
Let the experts at Uncle Walt’s Insider help you to keep more cash in your wallet. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — So you want to go to Disney, but don’t have a lot of money to burn? Or for that matter, to spend? You’ve come to the right place! We here at Uncle Walt’s Insider…