He’s being touted as a replacement for Bob Iger. But what do we really know about him? DUCKBURG — Famed ultra-wealthy Disney character Scrooge McDuck, the fifth-richest person in the world (and richest duck), is in the running for CEO of the Disney Company when Bob Iger steps down. [Ed.: There’s a “down” joke in there…
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Disney insists the measure is only precautionary. ANAHEIM, CA — Showings of Disneyland’s beloved and environmentally friendly “Main Street Wind Turbine Parade” have been halted, at least temporarily, after statements by a public official suggested the floats’ wind turbines might cause cancer. “We’re sure they’re safe,” says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation)….
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Mr. Toad gets a temporary overlay based on current events. DISNEYLAND, CA — Never ones to shy from controversy or withhold comment on public affairs, the Disneyland Resort today unveiled “Mr. Mueller’s Wild Ride.” The ride is a temporary overlay of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, much like the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay of Haunted Mansion, or…
Each side blames the other for the continued cold snap. LONGYEARBEN, NORWAY — The multi-day summit between Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, and Frozone, representing Metroville, ended early on Thursday without an accord. The two leaders met in facilities provided at the Svalbard headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider, which had agreed to host the summit as a…
Magic Kingdom unveils Trump campaign ad on Main Street USA. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Since the earliest days of Disneyland, Disney theme parks have sought corporate sponsors for many locations and attractions, but politics were off-limits. But, as with the prohibitions against alcohol and Cast Member piercings, the restriction against political ads is going…