The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: What do you think of the announced Disneyland area expansion in Anaheim?”…
We guarantee: there will be more or different stuff! (Fact check: true.) ANAHEIM, CA — Disney announced expansion plans for its California parks this week, and fans around the world are waiting for more details to surface. We at Uncle Walt’s Insider, however, have never liked waiting around for official (read: “correct”) announcements. So, based…
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Here’s all you need to know about the return to Walt’s original park! ANAHEIM, CA — Thanks to fake Biden’s executive order and impenetrable mask breakthroughs, Disneyland may actually reopen soon! So we thought we’d share with you what to expect when you return to Disneyland. Buckle in, and away we go! Stale churros We…
Sure, the picture looks the same, but you can tell it’s in Texas from all the concealed-carry bulges. TWITTER — As predicted by absolutely nobody, Fake Theme Park has joined the growing list of entities that have announced they are moving to Texas. In a now-deleted tweet, the popular theme park announced that they would…
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We only make up stuff when we want to start a rumor. (This, for example.) BOCA CHICA, TX — For the first time in Walt Disney World history, fireworks did not explode over Cinderella Castle as the clock struck midnight on New Years Eve. In fact, Disney has not launched a barrage of exploding shells…