To be fair, “duck” and “dock” do sound alike. And there was a duck. DISNEYLAND, CA — Ronald Patton, 24, came to California last week from his Tempe, Arizona, home with two goals: visit one of California’s cannabis dispensaries, and spend a day at Disneyland. We cannot report on whether he completed his first goal,…
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Here’s another ongoing article series we just made up. BAY LAKE, FL — If you read any Disney message board or Facebook group, or talk to Cast Members, sooner or later this question comes up: “What’s the stupidest question you were ever asked?” The inevitable response is “What time is the 3 o’clock parade?” Which…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….