“… the one thing that could have given us strength to pass the animatronic Jar Jar.” ANAHEIM, CA — Yet another animatronic character has been spotted arriving at the new Star Wars-themed land at Disneyland Park: Princess Leia. But many fans of the film series are disappointed with the look of the character. “They totally…
“Abandon our plans? In our moment of triumph?” BURBANK, CA — Construction continues on the Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge themed lands at all three U.S. Disney parks, despite a serious flaw found in the design plans. Disney intern Scott “Flip” Palledorous, who discovered the potentially fatal defect, has so far been unsuccessful in getting anyone…
Everyone’s least favorite character will help keep crowds down. ANAHEIM, CA — Another milestone in the construction of the new Star Wars-themed land at Disneyland Park: the arrival of a Jar Jar Binks audio-animatronic character. The life-size figure of the annoying Gungan will be positioned in the main entrance to the Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge…
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The Millenium Falcon has been impounded. ANAHEIM, CA — Rumors are swirling out of Anaheim that Star Wars Land at the Disneyland Park might be delayed due to unpaid parking tickets. Anonymous sources at Disneyland [Ed.: Alex from Star Tours] tell us that the Millennium Falcon has been impounded by the city of Escondido due…
Everyone’s favorite Star Wars character replaces a boring turtle! WALT DISNEY WORLD — Some were shocked back in January when Epcot’s The Seas with Nemo and Friends pavilion abruptly canceled “Turtle Talk with Crush” and replaced it with a similar experience involving Star Wars’ Jar Jar Binks. Although said to be a temporary change –…