Seven Dwarfs quarantined; only one is symptomatic
He’s been “sneezing like crazy.” BURBANK, CA — In a statement released today, the Disney Company announced that all seven dwarfs have been quarantined after possible exposure to COVID-19. Only one is showing any symptoms of the virus. Citing medical privacy laws, the company refused to provide the identity of the symptomatic character. However, they…

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