“We had no idea more than one person ever even watched the show.” BR’ER BANK, CA — After a massive letter-writing campaign from fans, Disney+ has reversed its decision to cancel its controversial Star Wars series The Acolyte. Seasons 2, 3, 4 and 5 will begin production soon. The show, which is set in the…
It’s like they’re milking a dead horse, or beating the cow they rode in on. Or something. BR’ER BANK, CA – You thought our previous list of Star Wars & Marvel spinoffs coming to Disney+ was complete? Nay, nay! Disney’s going to squeeze the blood from this turnip until the stars fall from the clowns….
Disney’s live streaming service has even more great shows on the way! BR’ER BANK, CA – Disney+ has a lot of great shows already in the Star Wars and Marvel universes, but more are in the works! Here’s a few you may not yet have heard of: Somebody Feed Porkins Follow Jek Porkins as he…
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Question: will more people stay home because of the fear of Covid, or because of all the restrictions? While some live entertainment has returned to Disney Parks, Resorts and Spas (the spa live entertainment is worth the extra charge!), guests have noticed something unusual: the perfomers stay away from each other, never touching. Not even…
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We prefer it being part of the Safari queue. DISNEY’S ANIMAL KINGDOM, WDW, FL, USA, EARTH, MILKY WAY — Park officials at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Park, Resort, Spa & Butcher Shop claim that The Festival of the Lion King has returned. This news is, in fact, wrong. What has “returned” is a smaller show, with…