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The Beast in the Book of Revelation may be more literal than we thought. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The popular Magic Kingdom restaurant Be Our Guest will be closing its doors temporarily in August, leading to a great outcry among the nations and weeping and gnashing of teeth. Various prophecy groups have seized on…
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Those steam engine fireboxes generate a lot of heat — so why not cook with it? MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Disney has announced an all-new dining experience coming to the Magic Kingdom: Backhead Cuisine! As everyone in the universe is aware, the Walt Disney World Resort maintains a fleet of authentic, antique steam trains. These…
Now every day at Disney can be Demo Day. GLENDALE, CA — In a joint press release, The Walt Disney Company and Magnolia Inc. have announced a partnership that brings Chip Gaines to the Imagineering team at Disney. Imagineering spokesperson, Xander “X-Ray” Romano, shared the vision behind the partnership, “We’re all huge fans of Chip…
Finally an event for everyone who ever looked at a the monorail track and thought, “Gee, I’d really like the climb up there and go for a run.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Coming this fall to the Walt Disney World Resort is the newest RunDisney event, the “RunDisney 11.9K at the Walt Disney World…
Let the experts at Uncle Walt’s Insider help you to keep more cash in your wallet. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — So you want to go to Disney, but don’t have a lot of money to burn? Or for that matter, to spend? You’ve come to the right place! We here at Uncle Walt’s Insider…