It’s a great deal, as long as you never use it. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An announcement Thursday may quiet critics who complain about ever-rising theme park admission prices, as Disney introduced its lowest-price annual pass option in years. “Our guests have been telling us that park admission, and particularly the cost of annual…
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A spilled butterbeer is only the beginning. ORLANDO, FL — Reports out of the Universal Orlando Resort & Spa state that a Demiguise, a “peaceful, ape-like herbivore with the ability to turn invisible when threatened,” has escaped from its handlers at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. While these creatures are not a danger to…
“There are no churros in space.” OUTSIDE MARS ORBIT — In a remote (duh) interview with Uncle Walt’s Insider, Tesla Roadster pilot “Starman” claims that he was promised a trip to the Walt Disney World Resort for taking part in the SpaceX launch. In the more than six months since the Falcon Heavy rocket launched…
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“Now it won’t just be the monsters that are blue.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s an attraction that even the most generous Disney fans say has grown stale. But now Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor is getting “refreshed” with the addition of late-night shows filled with adult-oriented humor. “There’s only so many times the average…
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Lines for Disney attractions used to just immerse you in the story. Now they’ll immerse you in commerce, too! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & ANAHEIM, CA — Right on the heels of Disney announcing in-flight shopping on the Skyliner gondola system, Uncle Walt’s Insider has received news about an all-new shopping experience being added to…