![Epcot's Cuba Pavilion, before the overcrowding. Much simpler to photoshop. Photo [CC0] via Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/epcot-cuba-pavilion-768x403.jpg)
If you’re there, you’ll have to try to exit through the Mexico Pavilion and then sneak across the border. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — An advisory for anyone heading to EPCOT Center: guests are reporting massive overcrowding in the Cuba Pavilion, as apparently people trying to leave it are being turned back by the American…
All the other websites have maps. Why not us? UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — In what can only be described as “shocking” (it’s right there in the headline, see?), a new map of the United States of America provides amazing insight into our current condition. Uncle Walt’s Insider is the only place you will…
![One of the many barricades in the Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. Photo by Michael Rivera [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/reedy-creek-autonomous-zone-barricade-768x403.jpg)
Lately its enforcers have even taken to wearing masks, so you know they’re up to no good. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Local officials today hinted that the days are numbered for Disney’s Reedy Creek Autonomous Zone. The lawless area has been in place since the 1960’s, with its occupiers creating their own structures and…
The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step)Moms: Where do you come down on the whole mask debate?” – Anthony…
![Colin Kaepernick, looking quite at home at Disneyland. Photo by Melissa Hillier [CC BY-2.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/disneyland-adds-colin-kaepernick-bench-experience-768x403.jpg)
The former NFL player will rotate between Disney’s U.S. theme parks and spend time on several benches in each one. BURBANK, CA — Details have emerged about Colin Kaepernick’s new contract with The Disney Company. Apparently the activist and shoe salesman is being paid millions of dollars to sit on benches at various Disney theme…