Funny, we’re pretty sure we’ve witnessed this battle scene while floating by in a tiny boat. DISNEYLAND RESORT, CA — For years and years, Captain Barbossa has waged war against the small village of Puerto Dorado on Isla Tesoro, as witnessed by hundreds of thousands of guests floating by the battle scene in tiny boats….
Would you hire this man? UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — An Uncle Walt’s Insider staff member who would like to remain anonymous (Ub Skrewi) has revealed that Bob “Bob” Chapek, CEO of ABC/Disney, recently applied to write for Uncle Walt’s Insider! “It was the most bizarre thing,” said Skrewi. “I was working in the…
We suspect the campus was already infiltrated. ANAHEIM, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that the Avengers Campus at California Adventure will soon close and be rebranded as “Hydra Campus.” While this may shock to those who enjoyed Avengers Campus, dismal feedback from a poll is behind the change. We reached out to Disney…
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Because everything old is new again… if it brings in $$. BR’ER BANK, CA — In his quest to find a way to charge guests extra for dang near everything, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek announced today that Disney ride coupon books are returning. For the 98% of Disney fans alive today who have never…
Finally, a list of some positive things about Disney! BR’ER BANK, CA — We at Uncle Walt’s Insider have given The Disney Company and Bob “Bob” Chapek some grief about all of their recent extra-cost experiences. While, yes, they do give the impression that Disney is trying to squeeze every shiny dime out of their…