![Someone got a little carried away with the "no mask" celebration! Photo by Carlos [CC BY-NC 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/mickey-mouse-without-a-mask-768x403.jpg)
Warning to anyone who believes the theme park characters are real and not humans in a costume: don’t read this article. Or this warning. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney Cast Member Fabiana Cooper, whose name is being withheld for employee discipline reasons, caused a stir yesterday at the Magic Kingdom. Disney (the company) spokesperson…
![Is... is Mickey pointing to Walt, like "Take him! Take him first!"??? Because that's what it seems like. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr & Pixabay.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/walt-may-be-the-next-to-go-768x403.jpg)
Pulling down statues may prevent past “atrocities.” Like Song of the South? ANAHEIM, CA — The statue of noted oppressor Mickey Mouse was toppled last week at Disneyland, leaving many Disney fans asking, “What’s next?” [Ed.: Actually, only a few asked “What’s next?” The majority of questions we got after that article ran were, “Is this…
![Meet Mickey's new voice! Photo by Loren Javier [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr, & Pxhere.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/mickey-mouse-new-voice-actor-768x403.jpg)
It’s only right. BURBANK, CA — As you may have read, Disney property The Simpsons will now have characters voiced only by actors of the same race as their fictional counterparts. Apart from the company scrambling to find yellow actors, they now say that they are extending the policy to non-human characters. Yes, from now…
![Remember, it all started with a mouse. Photo by Olivier Bruchez [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/protesters-topple-mickey-partners-statue-disneyland-768x403.jpg)
Where will it end? DISNEYLAND, CA — Chanting “Hey, ho, the mouse must go,” protesters toppled the Mickey Mouse portion of the famed Partners Statue at Disneyland yesterday. A spokesperson for the protesters, Jun “Auntie” Fa (no relation), read a statement to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d give you the whole thing here, but it was…
![Non-socially distanced villains at Walt Disney World. Photo by Leigh Caldwell [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/non-socially-distanced-disney-characters-768x403.jpg)
Headless horsemen are not nearly as scary as invisibly virus particles. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney announced yesterday that it was canceling the crowd favorite Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Parties (called “MNSSHP” or “Menship” by fans) this year. Instead, they’re ramping up the terror with an all new “Mickey’s VERY Scary No-Mask Halloween…