“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com was a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
![Before and after the suit change. We're a bit worried that the lighter color will show, um, "leaks" more easily. Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/biden-animatronic-new-pants-768x403.jpg)
Did he have a meeting with the Animatronic Pope? MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The tens of guests flocking to the Hall of Presidents to actually see the presidents, and not escape the heat like the thousands typically do, will notice a change this week! No, Animatronic President Trump has not re-positioned himself to the front…
We’re guessing there’s also a subplot about Mafia hitmen. BURBANK, CA — In another brilliant move under the guidance of Bob “Bob” Chapek, Disney has announced an all-new, original feature film coming to Disney+: Weekend at Walt’s! Chapek told Uncle Walt’s Insider, “Disney fans want to see original movies and series — they practically beg…
Funny, we’re pretty sure we’ve witnessed this battle scene while floating by in a tiny boat. DISNEYLAND RESORT, CA — For years and years, Captain Barbossa has waged war against the small village of Puerto Dorado on Isla Tesoro, as witnessed by hundreds of thousands of guests floating by the battle scene in tiny boats….
![What fireworks looked like before they were forced to wear masks. Photo by Candace Lindemann [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/disney-fireworks-without-masks-768x403.jpg)
The Chapeking of Disney continues! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The new “Disney Enchantment” fireworks and projection show is a hit, but many guests are finding it to be a hit in their pocketbook as well. Fresh on the heels of Walt Disney World charging for their formerly free transportation, now just watching the fireworks…