The number one tourist destination in the world is solidly middle-aged now! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Fifty years! A lot has happened since Walt Disney World first opened its gates so long ago. There was Nixon, and, uh, disco, … something about the Berlin Wall… The moon landing? No, that was before. We really…
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Personally, we don’t get the connection. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — On the eve of the 50th Anniversary of the Walt Disney World Resort, Spa, & Gangsta Rap Hall of Fame, resort officials have announced that Flavor Flav, co-founder of rap pioneer group Public Enemy, will be an official Ambassador of the parks. Disney (the…
So much inclusivitiableness! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, things are changing at Woke Disney World — such as, they will no longer say “ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.” Which, to be fair, had to happen — there are, what, 637 genders, with more being discovered all the time?…
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So apparently when you wrap a fireworks shell in a mask, it doesn’t work the same? Huh. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — As billions of guests once again pass through Disney parks turnstiles each day around the globe, one thing has been missing: fireworks. It’s been over a year since Disney put on a fireworks show. Or…
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She was getting tired of controlling him from offstage. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Only a few months after Magic Kingdom’s Hall of Presidents installed its newest animatronic, another one is coming! Disney announced today that a Jill Biden animatronic likeness will be joining her husband. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) said…