![The former Liberty Square. Can you spot the change? Photo by fortherock [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/disney-tiana-women-square-768x403.jpg)
Now we just have to work on that troublesome word “Liberty.” WOKE DISNEY WORLD, FL — Diversity continues to ooze into every pore of the Magic Kingdom! Disney (them/they) has just announced that Liberty Square will be renamed to Tianawomen Square. Disney (them) spokesze Jun Disney (not them) shared this with Uncle Walt’s Insider: “In…
Feet: the original “people mover.” MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Just in time for the amazing summer weather in Florida, officials at Walt Disney World have re-opened the Tomorrowland Transit Authority Peoplemover — after the installation of sidewalks. Disney (the company) spokesthey [Ed.: What?] Jun Disney (no relation) spoke with our imbedded reporters [Ed.: What exactly…
![Electrical lines soon to carry Walt-generated power! Photo [CC0] via Picryl.com.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/electrical-lines-soon-to-carry-disney-generated-power-768x403.jpg)
Tattoos? Piercings? Guys wearing nail polish? Whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirrrrrr… ANAHEIM, CA — No more blackouts for the California power grid — the problem of an insufficient electrical supply has been solved, perhaps permanently! “Our Imagineers — smart people — they’ve theorized this was possible for quite a while,” said Disney (the company) spokesperson…
![A rare photo of the sentient Speedway cars, taken just before the ride closed. Photo by Theme Park Tourist [CC BY 2.0] via Wikimedia Commons, modified.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tomorrowland-speedway-cars-became-sentient-e1618499720196-768x403.jpg)
Could you program in a different destination? GLENDALE, CA — Are the cars in Disneyland’s Autopia and the Magic Kingdom’s Tomorrowland Speedway being replaced with self-driving Teslas? That what some are saying, including our own headline. An anonymous Disney insider who recently left the company [Ed.: Hi, Joe!] has leaked a document detailing a new…
![It would be more crowded with you. Photo by Joe Penniston [CC BY-NC-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/magic-kingdom-without-you-768x403.jpg)
Our insiders know all the tips and tricks to help you avoid large crowds when visiting Mickey! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Don’t go. [Ed.: Okay, who let Harriet write an article?] Do you have any other tricks for avoiding crowds? Comment below! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your life? Be sure to LIKE us…