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Liberty Square to be renamed “Tianawomen Square”

The former Liberty Square. Can you spot the change? Photo by fortherock [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

Now we just have to work on that troublesome word “Liberty.”

WOKE DISNEY WORLD, FL — Diversity continues to ooze into every pore of the Magic Kingdom! Disney (them/they) has just announced that Liberty Square will be renamed to Tianawomen Square.

Disney (them) spokesze Jun Disney (not them) shared this with Uncle Walt’s Insider:

“In an effort to be more inclusive, we’re changing Liberty Square to Tianawomen Square. It just seems to work, combining xyr most popular Princess Tiana and empowering other wymyn at the same time!”

Disney (non-persself) acknowledges another source for the name change.

It does sound familiar…

“If it sounds like Tiananmen Square in China, that’s just because the freedom experienced there by the great people of China and their wonderful Chinese Government, who are always doing what is best for the great people of China, fully influenced our decision!

“Of course, we will be tying in Princess and the Frog to this new area, where guests can meet Princess Tiana, sample foods inspired by New Orleans with a Chinese twist, and of course buy souvenirs mass produced by the willing people of China who continue to work hard and make a salary that bests anything that the USA has to offer, as well as the best working environment!”

The Hall of Presidents, currently showing “Hamilton Live! Featuring the Muppets,” is rumored to be getting a new attraction titled “Hall of the Heroic Leaders of the Glorious Revolution.” We’ll keep you posted!

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Cover photo: The former Liberty Square. Can you spot the change? Photo by fortherock [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.