We’re already booking our plane tickets. TOOWOOMBA, AUSTRALIA — The government of Australia has figured out how to counter the protests against their aggressive anti-Covid policies: marketing. “That’s right,” Down Under (the country nickname) spokesperson Jun Under (no relation) tells Uncle Walt’s Insider. “When we rip someone out of their home and ship them to…
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Huh, kind of looks like Disney Parks Blog stole this idea from us. And then published it first. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Only one cinnamon-sugar, fried dough treat has been with us since Magic Kingdom Park Uncle Walt’s Insider opened its website at Walt Disney World Resort on the internet nearly 50 years ago. There…
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Really? This type clickbait headline is what Uncle Walt’s Insider has sunk to? GARDEN GROVE, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider recently learned of a man who lost 350 pounds on the Churro Diet! This is his story. Tom “Tommy” Thomason (pictured above, maybe) started his weight loss journey in late 2019, vowing to make use…
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Can Covid actually infect all of those different Star Wars species? BLACK SPIRE OUTPOST (CA, NOT FL) — As many on Planet Earth attempt to return to some sort of normal, another planet is going back into lockdown. The Governor of Black Spire Outpost has announced that due to the Covid-19 Delta Variant, Batuu would…
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Where have we seen that ship before? ANAHEIM, CA — Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that an accident at Disneyland, before the park re-opened, nearly pushed back the re-opening date. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) explained what happened. “We knew Disneyland re-opening was going to be the biggest thing to happen to…