We can’t wait for Goofy’s Belly Flop Contest. DORAL, FL — In a surprising move, returning Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger has agreed to unload Disney Cruise Line, selling its ships, branding, and assets to cruise mega-corporation Carnival. Disney Cruise Line will become another of Carnival Corporation’s current stable of 27 cruise brands, which already…
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This gives us an idea for an article series… OXFORD, MS — Ole Miss football coach Lane Kiffin is interested in taking a new job as the CEO of The Walt Disney Company, sources tell Uncle Walt’s Insider. Per a tweet from an unnamed ESPN Staffer [Ed.: Tell me it’s not Herbie again. Please do…
Let’s go, Brandon? Absolutely not. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD– Dear Bob, Can we call you Bob? We feel like we’ve known each other for years. Plus, you strike us as a somewhat informal type of person. But, anyways, we wanted to offer you some advice. We know you’re going to get tons of advice…
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Yay, Chapek’s gone. Iger will be better. He will be better, right? Hello? BR’ER BANK, CA — Only days after declaring that the struggling Disney Company would be facing staff reductions, a dejected Bob “Bob” Chapek was seen leaving its headquarters with a box of personal belongings (we’re assuming photos with Mickey and his favorite…
High-up Disney execs living in the RCID may find their sweet deal coming to an end. REEDY CREEK IMPROVEMENT DISTRICT ORANGE COUNTY & OSCEOLA COUNTY, FL – Fun fact: there’s a legal requirement in Florida for government entities like Disney’s Reedy Creek Improvement District to have residents who vote on district matters. And so even…