Disney’s hyperexpensive hyperspace hotel shuts down! Who could have seen that coming? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL – It was a bold vision, even for Disney: create a Star Wars multiday experience so real, so immersive, that nerds worldwide would empty their bank accounts, drain their 401K’s, and decide their kids didn’t really need to go…
It’s the ultimate battle for the top spot at Disney! DISNEYLAND, DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF KALIFORNIA — It’s finally here! Earlier we reported that Disney would be looking at internal candidates to replace Bob Iger as the CEO. And then we announced that it had been narrowed down to two candidates. We can now report…
Who could the two candidates be? BURBANK, CA — As previously reported, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger has deemed that the next CEO of the Walt Disney Company will be an internal candidate. We haven’t heard much news in the intervening time, all our sources have been unusually tight lipped. But today, we got an…
Apparently all the good ones are already taken. BURBANK, CA — Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger tells Uncle Walt’s Insider that the search for his successor is apparently not going well. In a statement faxed to us by Disney (the Company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), Iger is quoted as saying, “As you know, I…
This “Rob” Chapek guy (pictured) looks kind of familiar. BR’ER BANK, CA – After Robert “Bob” Iger “reluctantly” seized the reins of the Disney Company last month from Bob “Bob” Chapek, fans and shareholders alike wondered if Iger’s return was only temporary or if he would be CEO-for-life, as previously reported by Uncle Walt’s Insider….