This is bound to give a boost to several Disney characters’ candidacies. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Breaking news out of Washington: President Donald J. Trump has just announced via Twitter that he is withdrawing his name for reelection in 2020. Instead, he will replace Bob “Robert” Iger as CEO of The Disney Company when Iger retires…
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Out with the new, in with the old! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Big news from our Florida news bureau! [Ed.: Nice touch! Makes it sound like we actually have more than the one office.] Disney’s Hollywood Studios Theme Park and Spa is officially scrapping Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge even before it opens. Instead, they…
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It’s better than Tomorrowland, because the tomorrow in Tomorrowland was many, many yesterdays ago. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — Eagle-eyed guests have noticed that Disney has removed the Tomorrowland sign from the entrance to Tomorrowland at Disney’s Magic Kingdom, Resort, Spa & Amish Retreat Center. Unfortunately, Disney blogs, vlogs, and clogs are all spreading the same…
Apparently some misguided people seem to think visiting SeaWorld is like going to Disney? SAN ANTONIO, TX — Numerous online articles [Ed.: Meh, instead of linking, let them Google it for themselves!] claim visiting SeaWorld is just like visiting Disney, but SeaWorld is NOT even close to being like Disney! Our very own Uncle Walt…
Most folks just stay home and “visit” Disney parks throughYouTube. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — A new study commissioned and funded by Uncle Walt’s Insider (via free churro coupons) has some surprising results. Apparently over ninety percent of guests entering Disney theme parks worldwide do so to take video of the parks — not…