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It was a spectacle unrivaled in theme park history. Wonder what happened next? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — For one Florida man, an ordinary day spent drinking at Epcot ended in an extraordinary way — racing for his life out of the park. Jesse Sanfford, 23, of Haines City, visited the park with several buddies…
Even Disney fans won’t shell out 20 bucks for something they can easily make at home. BURBANK, CA — The fourth installment in the Toy Story Cinematic Universe is going strong at the box office. Unfortunately, merchandise sales haven’t spiked like they usually do with the introduction of a new, lovable character. Disney designers hoped…
![Mr. Burns will be named a Disney Legend at this year's D23. Photo by Mooshuu [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr, & the Disney branch of the Fox Corporation.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/mr-burns-at-d23-768x432.jpg)
First the Simpsons crash D23, and now this? $ounds fi$hy to u$. SPRINGFIELD, ?? — As many of you know, the Simpsons are coming to this year’s D23, Disney’s annual uber-fan expo. This confused some fans, as they are used to seeing The Simpsons at Universal Studios. In addition, Springfield businessman Charles Montgomery “Monty” Burns…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….