Will Smith is “a great actor… but he’s not blue.” BURBANK, CA — Pandoran protestors marched on Disney Studios yesterday, demanding that the role of Genie in the upcoming live-action remake of Aladdin be recast. “Will Smith is a great actor,” Na’vi spokesperson Swizav Tawwäì’itan told Uncle Walt’s Insider. “I’ve been a fan of his…
Pictured: a variety of new international entrees, appetizers and desserts coming to Epcot. EPCOT, FL — According to a recent survey, Walt Disney World Resort & Spa guests have grown tired of seeing the same foods year after year at Epcot. Fortunately, there’s a demand for new and delicious regional foods, and some exciting changes…
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It turns out they’re just normal Disney Parks commercials. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Rumors have swirled for years about children being influenced by videos in which an image of Mickey Mouse appears and entices the children to beg their parents for a trip to a Disney park. The videos reportedly show images of people…
What could go wrong? BURBANK, CA — There’s lots of buzz in Hollywood about Captain Marvel. Not the movie being released this weekend, but the next Captain Marvel: an all-male remake by the makers of Ghostbusters (2016)! Marvel Studios’ new blockbuster, with actress Brie Larson in the title role, is already old news. Now producer…
It’s the next step in a natural progression. GLENDALE, CA — Thanks to leaks from within Disney Imagineering headquarters, we now know what the next Soarin’ destination will be: the Solar System! The original Soarin’ Over California ride experience was enhanced slightly with computer graphics. Artificial elements included clouds, fireworks, Tinker Bell, and making Michael…