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Oh, to relive the days when we truly believed there was a backside of water. ANAHEIM, CA — The Jungle Cruise has been a crowd favorite since it opened at Disneyland in 1932, and at the Magic Kingdom six years later. It has all the hallmarks of an entertaining attraction: moisture, dad jokes about wildlife…
Disney’s commitment to “going green” impacts ride construction. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & ANAHEIM, CA — Paper straws have already been spotted at Disneyland, and will soon appear in all Disney Parks and Resorts. It’s just the first part of the Disney Company’s commitment to environmental friendliness — because soon, everything in the parks will…
It’s Super Puzzle Fun Time again! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — There’s a lot of really simple (and mostly stupid) “genius” puzzles floating around. Most of them “challenge” you to see if you can tell the difference between a “5” and an “S,” or something equally moronic. So we’re giving you a real challenge. Take…
Each side blames the other for the continued cold snap. LONGYEARBEN, NORWAY — The multi-day summit between Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, and Frozone, representing Metroville, ended early on Thursday without an accord. The two leaders met in facilities provided at the Svalbard headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider, which had agreed to host the summit as a…
The music, fireworks, and character spectacular will take us into Yosemite Sam’s imagination. VALENCIA, CA — “Be there as the forces of good and evil battle it out in Yosemite Sam’s dream during this extravagant open-air nighttime musical.” That’s how Six Flags describes their new live-action outdoor show, Sam-Fram-Tasmic! According to the press release, Sam and…