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Can Six Flags overtake Disney? (We’ll wait while you wipe the soda off your screen.) What is it with America’s non-existent love affair with Six Flags? Truly, they are the parks you visit when you can’t afford Disney. The good news for them is that soon, no one will be able to afford Disney! (Thanks, Bob!)…
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At least one dog went and grabbed the keys on Pirates of the Caribbean. ANAHEIM, CA — Disneyland Theme Park and Spa announced today that its new “Bring-a-Pet Thursday” venture was a not a complete failure. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) told Uncle Walt’s Insider, “Hey, we had literally thousands of dogs…
Normally we don’t pass along rumors. We start them. ANAHEIM, CA — Rumors are flying (or soon will be) after a major theme park news website broke the story that a third theme park may be added to the Disneyland Resort and Spa. The third park will join Disneyland Park and Disney California Adventure. Although…
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I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was all started in a Los Altos garage. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD – Now that the news is official that Apple is buying Disney, we thought we’d assemble a panel of experts and deep thinkers to discuss the pros and cons…
Our little-known facts series continues (in spite of underwhelming demand)! Fastpass, Fastpass+, MaxPass, MaxiPass, and extra-absorbent MaxiPass are all no more (except, of course, at the Disney Yesterland Theme Park and Spa). They’ve been replaced by something called Genie+ and “Lightning Lanes.” But do you know everything there is to know about Lightning Lanes? Of…