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We don’t intend to be cruel but, well, we have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — To all recently laid-off reporters from Vice, Buzzfeed, Vox, and other similar media outlets: you have our sympathy, but please stop sending your resumés to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d have to drop our accuracy standards way too much…
The new park, dubbed “Yesterland,” will feature classic attractions removed from other Disney parks. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As Disney’s four Florida theme parks now reach attendance capacity year-round, in spite of rising admission prices, fans around the globe have asked, “When will Disney build another park at Walt Disney World? When will we…
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Did families of campaign officials visit Walt Disney World at some point in their lives? WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the office of Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller report that his investigation has expanded once again. Investigators are now researching possible contacts between families of candidate Donald Trump’s campaign staff and the international pavilions at Walt…
Sorry for the inconvenience, folks! THE INTERNET — Disney’s website crased on Friday. Disney spokesperson Barry Poppins (no relation) confirms “Apparently our servers were overloaded. After we got everything back up, we looked at the logs, and all we saw were searches for ‘Escanaba’, ‘Upper Peninsula’, and, for some reason, ‘Jeff Daniels’. We’re not sure…
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Or “The one where we mourn the Downtown Disney of Yesterday.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider has discovered a certain Cast Member who is an amazing actor, in a role not normally associated with acting skills. In fact, this Disney Springs Guest Relations Cast Member is such a talented actor that he…