The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear (Step) Moms: Okay, so I’m cooped up in the house with my kids…
The music, fireworks, and character spectacular will take us into Yosemite Sam’s imagination. VALENCIA, CA — “Be there as the forces of good and evil battle it out in Yosemite Sam’s dream during this extravagant open-air nighttime musical.” That’s how Six Flags describes their new live-action outdoor show, Sam-Fram-Tasmic! According to the press release, Sam and…
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Andrew Lloyd Webber’s smash hit replaces Mickey’s Royal Friendship Faire. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It’s the fourth-longest running show on Broadway. It’s spawned a Broadway sequel (Cats 2: Kitty Boogaloo) and inspired two major films (The Lion King, with Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane repeating their roles as Leo Bloom and Max Bialystock, and…
Batteries not included. PITTSFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI — A self-described “Disney geek — well, really, more of an overall geek” from a small town somewhat near Detroit has found a way to rescue her old Pal Mickey. Braidy Abelli, 23, says that the modification was “not really all that difficult.” What is Pal Mickey? Back in…
Sorry for the inconvenience, folks! THE INTERNET — Disney’s website crased on Friday. Disney spokesperson Barry Poppins (no relation) confirms “Apparently our servers were overloaded. After we got everything back up, we looked at the logs, and all we saw were searches for ‘Escanaba’, ‘Upper Peninsula’, and, for some reason, ‘Jeff Daniels’. We’re not sure…