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Soon to be a “Black Mirror” episode. ANAHEIM, CA — Recently Uncle Walt’s Insider received an anonymous email, routed through multiple untraceable servers, with an encoded attachment. We were only able to unscramble it with the keyword “churro,” which confirms that it was intended for us. The attachment appears to be from the diary of…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
If they can make it there, they’ll make it anywhere. NEW YORK, NY — Uncle Walt’s Insider may not have a perfect track record when it comes to reporting Disney rumors of new theme park locations. But in our defense, Oklahoma’s Disneyland Texas was killed by legal wrangling; Universal Studios Idaho was a hoax foisted…
But is his punishment too evil, even for Disney? ANAHEIM, CA — It’s a blunder that cost the Disneyland Resort unknown thousands of dollars last Tuesday. A custodial Cast Member propped open the back door to the park while taking the day’s trash to the dumpster. Consequently, hundreds of guests were able to enter Disneyland…
The “reanimated” character will require “dumbing down” the animatronic technology. ANAHEIM, CA — With Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge just months from opening, another less-than-exciting audio-animatronic figure has been spotted arriving at the Disneyland Resort. As Uncle Walt’s Insider has reported, Disney already installed less popular figures from the Star Wars Universe: Jar Jar Binks and Bea…