To be fair, “duck” and “dock” do sound alike. And there was a duck. DISNEYLAND, CA — Ronald Patton, 24, came to California last week from his Tempe, Arizona, home with two goals: visit one of California’s cannabis dispensaries, and spend a day at Disneyland. We cannot report on whether he completed his first goal,…
Now everyone can enjoy a meal at Club 33! BURBANK, CA — It is one of the most exclusive clubs in the world — or it used to be, at least. Disneyland’s members-only Club 33 is not just at Disneyland any more. First Disney announced that they would be expanding Club 33 from Disneyland-only to…
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It may not be dead, though, but just resting. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As anyone who has ever set a backpack down in their Glendale, CA, offices knows, Disney Imagineers love to hide things. More specifically, though, they love to place Hidden Mickeys and tributes to other favorite things inside of attractions. While the…
“All of my life, I’ve known I was different.” DISNEYLAND, CA — Clem,* a light bulb on the exterior of the Coca-Cola Refreshment Corner on Disneyland’s Main Street USA, has publicly embraced his unique identity. He “came out” this past week as color fluid. “For all of my life,” Clem tells Uncle Walt’s Insider, “I’ve…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….