He really has a way with words. BLACK SPIRES OUTPOST, BATUU — Our guest reviewer, and personal friend to our own Uncle Walt, gives us his thoughts on the Bone Broth — exclusive to Black Spires Outpost on the remote planet of Batuu! Baby Yoda: We couldn’t agree more! Does this make you want to…
Marty’s back from California! Here’s what he found at Disneyland last week. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our own writer and ink & paint specialist Marty is back from his trip to Disneyland! [Marty: It feels weird to be referring to myself in the third person. Won’t people notice that I’m the author of this…
The secrets behind another another one of Disney’s best desserts! I’ve been inspired by the work of X and Marty, so I’ve decided to write my own article about my favorite food at Walt Disney World. Since Marty’s article was a raging success, I am going to use it as further inspiration. I asked Walt…
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“Space Hill” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. ORLANDO, FL — What’s in a name? Well, for Space Mountain, and perhaps the other “Disney Mountains,” quite a bit! In a shocking development, researchers at the Disney Institute have concluded that Space Mountain no longer qualifies for mountain status. It is only a hill,…
Thank goodness we’re all normal now. BURBANK, CA — A 1930’s era photograph of Mickey Mouse Club members found in the Disney archives shows one thing very clearly: Disney fans used to be super-creepy. Just look at that photo. Seriously, look at it. A sizeable percentage of that group turned into serial killers, we’re guessing….