How does a churro from a Mexican restaurant stand up to those found at the Disney parks? Droopy. ROCHESTER, WA — When you can’t visit the parks because you’re stuck at home in the age of social distancing, an authentic Churro will have to do. You, like us, have come to adore the churros at…
It’s only natural, since Disney bought Zoom. BR’ER BANK, CA — Bob “Robert” Chapek, the once and future king deposed CEO, announced this morning that Disney parks will be very different when they reopen. “I’ve been playing around with Zoom a lot,” Chapek tells Uncle Walt’s Insider, “and it’s pretty cool. Did you know you…
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Don’t worry. The WHO has given their okay. (And Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and the Rolling Stones.) WUHAN, CHINA — Details are unclear at the moment (it’s not easy to get any reliable information out of China) but apparently Disney will soon start construction on their third China-based theme park. Yes, Disneyland Wuhan will soon…
Pictured: screenshot of a live feed from the Magic Kingdom. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney fans everywhere, deprived of the ability to visit their favorite parks, are looking for any way to get their theme park fix. They turn to YouTube for virtual rides and LEGO bricks to build their own theme parks. But…
For one family, Disney’s virtual boat ride becomes a nightmare. HOUSTON, TX — Jason and Michelle Hawkins, like so many other parents, had to cancel their family’s Disney vacation due to the COVID-19 outbreak. But their attempt to reclaim the magic for their kids using YouTube ride videos went awry. They discovered the dangers of…