The Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Will The Beatles: Get Back movie be released to DVD?” – Rory,…
Trust the experts with your vacation planning! Or us. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — So you’re planning a trip to Walt Disney’s original Magic Kingdom, and you want to know the best time to go? Well, fear not! The experts at Uncle Walt’s Insiders have calculated the best travel date for the most enjoyable…
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We assume the deal includes the parks. City parks, that is. CUPERTINO, CA — In a recently leaked memo from CEO Tim “Bob” Cook, it appears that Apple, the first company to hit $3 Trillion in valuation, is poised to spend some of their stockpiled cash on acquiring Disney! Fans of Mickey Mouse dismayed by…
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Chapek: “Hey, it makes money for the shareholders.” HERSHEY, PA — In a joint press conference, Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek and Hershey President & CEO Michele Buck announced yesterday that Disney will be selling the Magic Kingdom theme park to Hershey. “It’s a win-win, as far as I see,” Chapek said. “Hershey gets the…
Our little-known facts series continues, in spite of underwhelming demand! We recently had an Actual ReaderTM [Ed.: We keep forgetting we have those] write to our Step-planDisney (Step)Mom’s Panel, asking about how to get in to dine at Club 33. We, of course, were able to help her immensely (mainly by lowering her expectations). In…