“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
He’s being touted as a replacement for Bob Iger. But what do we really know about him? DUCKBURG — Famed ultra-wealthy Disney character Scrooge McDuck, the fifth-richest person in the world (and richest duck), is in the running for CEO of the Disney Company when Bob Iger steps down. [Ed.: There’s a “down” joke in there…
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The churro changes will be amazing! Maybe! We didn’t catch every detail. UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — Our regular readers [up to five now!] know that we here at Uncle Walt’s Insider love churros. That delicious cinnamon sugar treat is so perfect that even Philistines whose warped taste buds prefer cream cheese pretzels admit that churros…
Thursday was “Uncle Walt’s Insider” Day at the Disneyland Resort! DISNEYLAND, CA — As Uncle Walt’s Insider writer / ink & paint person Marty finished his three-day fact-finding and totally-business-related-and-therefore-tax-deductible trip to Disneyland yesterday, he was given an incredible surprise. Yes, Disneyland honored him and Uncle Walt’s Insider, declaring yesterday to be “Uncle Walt’s Insider”…
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Why mess with those other airports, when soon you can fly directly to Walt Disney World!? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — There’s so much construction going on at Walt Disney World these days, you can’t throw a disgusting cream cheese-filled pretzel out of the window of your gondola without hitting a unsuspecting construction worker in…