“Without these stickers strategically placed on the ground, how will guests know when they are at least 6 feet apart!?!?” ANAHEIM, CA — Disney will delay the re-opening of Disneyland — but only due to the lack of social distancing stickers. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) stated, “We were all set to…
Disney’s getting a lot of details wrong in their announcements lately. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Several news sources said last week that Disney would not be holding its “Eat to the Beat” concert series at Epcot this year due to health restrictions. But Uncle Walt’s Insider can tell you now that the concerts will…
Just goes to show you can rely on Uncle Walt’s Insider! UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — We are not usually the types to blow our own horn. First of all, we’re string players, mostly. And also, we are really humble. Like, really humble. You would not believe how mind-bogglingly humble we are. It’s one…
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Headless horsemen are not nearly as scary as invisibly virus particles. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Disney announced yesterday that it was canceling the crowd favorite Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Parties (called “MNSSHP” or “Menship” by fans) this year. Instead, they’re ramping up the terror with an all new “Mickey’s VERY Scary No-Mask Halloween…
Apparently you’re less likely to catch the virus if you hold certain points of view. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — As Walt Disney World inches towards its reopening date in 2025, the company is backtracking on its plans for social distancing. The parks first announced they would require guests to undergo temperature checks, maintain distance…