No, Disney, he’s not done with you yet! TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida governor Ron DeSantis has been bringing a smackdown to the Disney company lately. Ever since Disney publicly opposed the popular Don’t Groom Kids law in Florida (and video leaked of Disney exec meetings admitting they were inserting sexuality into kids’ programming), Florida has…
High-up Disney execs living in the RCID may find their sweet deal coming to an end. REEDY CREEK IMPROVEMENT DISTRICT ORANGE COUNTY & OSCEOLA COUNTY, FL – Fun fact: there’s a legal requirement in Florida for government entities like Disney’s Reedy Creek Improvement District to have residents who vote on district matters. And so even…
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This stance is “just as likely to be popular as the last one!” BR’ER BANK, CA — The Disney Company has taken a beating recently over its political stances. Once the most trusted name in family entertainment, a recent poll shows that level of trust down to 54% overall. With some subgroups, the trust in Disney’s…
Apparently Walt isn’t happy. BURBANK, CA — Sources within the Disney Company say that CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek is being visited by the Ghost of Disney Past. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) confirmed the haunting, but said it is no big deal. “The ghost first showed up when Chapek started charging for…
Pictured above: guests in the foliage. DISNEY’S HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS, FL — During a recent visit to the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa and Savings Vacuum, our own Uncle Walt experienced incredibly long attraction Stand-By queues — so long that the lines stretched off the paths and into the landscaping! Because of the recent cash-grab…