Nothing says “overbearing dictator” like denying citizens their Churros. ANAHEIM, CA — While Disney continues to box up Disneyland for the move to Texas, even bigger news has dominated the headlines. California Governor Gavin Newsom (D[highlight bg=”#000000″ color=”#000000″]estroyer of Economies[/highlight]) is facing a recall from angry voters. Newsom’s previous orders, while strict, were at least…
The Science® says the virus won’t survive the freezing process. Probably. Maybe. SACRADEMENTO, CA — Gov. Gavin Newsom (D-Hypocrite) issued new guidelines for theme park reopening in California today. Disneyland can reopen to any guests who have been frozen in carbonite for at least 14 days. Admission preference will be given to anyone frozen since…
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“It isn’t a pleasant experience.” -Bob Chapek ANAHEIM, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas announced today that the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge areas will feature a “Carbonite Freezing Experience.” This will be an added-cost attraction that will allow the purchaser, or the guest of his choosing, to be frozen in carbonite, like…