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Your reporter shares what it’s like to “work with” Mickey Mouse for the day. SPOILER ALERT: Small children and others who don’t want to have the “magic of Disney” spoiled should read this article and then forget what it says. ANAHEIM, CA — 5:30 a.m. – My alarm goes off. It’s Wednesday morning at last….
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The new “Boba Fett Bobbidi Boutiques” will feature everything from costumes to appearance-altering surgery. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL & ANAHEIM, CA — We’re just months [Ed.: days? hours? years? We haven’t really been paying attention] away from the opening of the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge lands at Disneyland in California and Disney’s Hollywood Studios…
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Are you a Florida Disney pro visiting the California parks for the first time? Here’s what to expect. ANAHEIM, CA — You may be a seasoned pro when it comes to the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa. You know how to get around the parks, how to get the best Fastpasses, and how to…
Part of an ongoing state survey series! See here, here and here. Mmmm, food at Disney theme parks! What could be better, especially if you don’t like money?! Most folks have a favorite food in the Disney parks, and our research has found that each U.S. state has one overwhelmingly favorite! In fact, every state but Hawai’i…
Forget those wimpy prostate-shaped traditional Valentines hearts! ANAHEIM, CA — Arriving just in time for Valentine’s Day, the master chefs at the Disneyland Resort and Spa have found the perfect gift for your loved one [Ed.: or loved ones. We don’t judge]: handmade chocolate hearts! These lovingly crafted chocolate hearts are the perfect follow-up to Disneyland’s…