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Shorter waits for the more popular Galaxy’s Edge will go to the highest bidder. ANAHEIM, CA — As the Disneyland Resort and Spa prepares for the opening of its new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge and Spa area this summer, to be followed in the Fall by its counterpart at Disney’s Hollywood Studios and Spa, fans…
“True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks” is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests’ unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS — StupidGuestTricks.com is a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they’ve dealt with….
![The "Newyddion Ffug" navigates the Rivers of America. Photo by Michael Gray via Flickr & David Hawgood via geograph.org.uk [CC BY-SA 2.0].](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/welsh-narrowboat-disneyland-768x432.jpg)
It’s not a new attraction; the driver just took a wrong turn. Or two. ANAHEIM, CA — Guests at Disneyland Park were treated to a rare sight yesterday: a narrowboat from Wales on the Rivers of America. Park officials were at a loss to explain the boat’s presence, but fortunately one of Uncle Walt’s Intrepid reporters…
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“It isn’t a pleasant experience.” -Bob Chapek ANAHEIM, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas announced today that the new Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge areas will feature a “Carbonite Freezing Experience.” This will be an added-cost attraction that will allow the purchaser, or the guest of his choosing, to be frozen in carbonite, like…
The statue, called “Barners” for some reason, greets visitors approaching the park entrance. BUENA PARK, CA — Knotts Berry Farm (motto: “America’s First Theme Park, as long as you are really generous in your definition of ‘theme park’”) unveiled a new statue today, dedicated to park founder Don Knotts. The statue depicts the late Knotts…