!["Mr. Mueller's Wild Ride" overlay of Mr. Toad. Image by HarshLight [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/mr-muellers-wild-ride-768x432.jpg)
Mr. Toad gets a temporary overlay based on current events. DISNEYLAND, CA — Never ones to shy from controversy or withhold comment on public affairs, the Disneyland Resort today unveiled “Mr. Mueller’s Wild Ride.” The ride is a temporary overlay of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, much like the Nightmare Before Christmas overlay of Haunted Mansion, or…
No one waiting for Soarin’ at Epcot? The Apocalypse draws nigh. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — It is one of Disney’s most popular attractions, and has been since it opened. From its original “over California” film, to the mostly-CG “around the World” version, to its coming all-fake “around the Solar System,” Soarin’ is a must-see…
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Guests report seeing Minnie Mouse since her supposed demise earlier this week. DISNEYLAND, CA — Less than one week after Uncle Walt’s Insider reported that a feral cat had eaten Minnie Mouse, some guests report seeing Minnie alive and well in the park. This is not only extremely suspicious, but raises several questions. What really…
![Disneyland Ambassador Lucifer, post-prandium. Photo by Jean [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/feral-cat-eats-minnie-768x432.jpg)
Disneyland’s feline rodent control program works a little too well. ANAHEIM, CA — Fans of Walt Disney’s original Magic Kingdom know that the park plays host to dozens of feral cats. The cats are not only tolerated, but fed and cared for, as they help keep the park free from rodents. Apparently, though, they were…
To reduce crowds, restrooms won’t be available until next year. DISNEYLAND & WALT DISNEY WORLD — Star Wars fans worldwide are besides themselves with excitement, now that the opening dates for Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge have been announced. But they may be missing an important fact — the new areas won’t have any restrooms. The…