Disney Parks’ new stroller policy has guests desperate to recoup their investment. EbAY H.Q., WHEREVER THAT IS [Note: have the intern look this up.] [Ed.: For the thousandth time, Marty, we do not have an intern. And it’s your week to empty the trash.] — As of next month, large strollers are no longer allowed in…
Call it realism, or call it a money grab. Just don’t do it in English. ANAHEIM, CA & BAY LAKE, FL — As the opening date of Disneyland’s new Star Wars land approaches, details continue to emerge about what guests can expect. And the latest news is … interesting. There will be no English used…
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“It’s the obvious next step, given the changes up until now.” GLENDALE, CA — It is well-known that the current Pirates of the Caribbean rides are different than the original versions. As society has changed and developed certain sensitivities, Disney Imagineers have altered the ride experience to avoid offense. Pirate men first chased the town’s…
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After May 1st, no Cast Member can wish you “Have an ice day!” ANAHEIM, CA and LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL — In a surprising statement, Disney has announced that ice cubes and dry ice will no longer be allowed in their theme parks. The news was buried in a much larger press release about limits…
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It’s all part of a plan. Just don’t tell Chapek we quoted him. BURBANK, CA– Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has announced a new smoking policy affecting all 14 Disney parks worldwide. The new policy consolidates all the smoking areas formerly within the parks into one giant smoking area just in front of each…