![Before and after the suit change. We're a bit worried that the lighter color will show, um, "leaks" more easily. Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/biden-animatronic-new-pants-768x403.jpg)
Did he have a meeting with the Animatronic Pope? MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The tens of guests flocking to the Hall of Presidents to actually see the presidents, and not escape the heat like the thousands typically do, will notice a change this week! No, Animatronic President Trump has not re-positioned himself to the front…
Funny, we’re pretty sure we’ve witnessed this battle scene while floating by in a tiny boat. DISNEYLAND RESORT, CA — For years and years, Captain Barbossa has waged war against the small village of Puerto Dorado on Isla Tesoro, as witnessed by hundreds of thousands of guests floating by the battle scene in tiny boats….
It was later spotted eating ice cream and sniffing kids’ hair. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Hall of “Presidents”* at Magic Kingdom Park continues to experience problems with the Biden audio-animatronic figure. The figure has caused closures previously due to malfunctions. Sources tell Uncle Walt’s Insider that an audience member shouted a question about…
![President* Biden's animatronic in the Hall of President*s is already malfunctioning. Or is it? Photo by Kjersti Holmang [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikipedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/biden-animatronic-already-malfunctioning-768x403.jpg)
Presidential shenanigans galore. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL — The Hall of Presidents has finally reopened, but not without some presidential drama. Crowds are returning to the attraction now, with approximately two people waiting to be the first to visit the newly reopened Hall of Presidents. While the Hall was originally scheduled to reopen earlier this year,…
They said we couldn’t publish them. They were wrong. FRANCE (PAVILION), EPCOT, FL — Uncle Walt’s Insider was invited to a press preview of EPCOT’s new Remy’s Ratatouille Adventure, which opens to the little people (a/k/a the general public) on October 1st. While Disney asked members of the media to not publish any photos from…