For once, we’re not making this up! The ride is really open to guests! WALT DISNEY STUDIOS PARK, FR — In a shocking discovery, Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that the Ratatouille attraction is open today to all guests! Disney (the company) spokeschick Jun Disney (no relation) had this to share: “Yes boys, it’s true, it’s…
Just a friendly reminder from Uncle Walt’s Insider: Disney theme parks around the globe are closed today. Remember, they shut down for every major U.S. holiday, and quite a few of the minor ones. It’s always good to check with Uncle Walt’s before you leave to see if they’re open. We would never steer you…
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She was getting tired of controlling him from offstage. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Only a few months after Magic Kingdom’s Hall of Presidents installed its newest animatronic, another one is coming! Disney announced today that a Jill Biden animatronic likeness will be joining her husband. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) said…
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Now we just have to work on that troublesome word “Liberty.” WOKE DISNEY WORLD, FL — Diversity continues to ooze into every pore of the Magic Kingdom! Disney (them/they) has just announced that Liberty Square will be renamed to Tianawomen Square. Disney (them) spokesze Jun Disney (not them) shared this with Uncle Walt’s Insider: “In…
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Could you program in a different destination? GLENDALE, CA — Are the cars in Disneyland’s Autopia and the Magic Kingdom’s Tomorrowland Speedway being replaced with self-driving Teslas? That what some are saying, including our own headline. An anonymous Disney insider who recently left the company [Ed.: Hi, Joe!] has leaked a document detailing a new…