Guests spoke: “Nothing would be better than this” — and Imagineers listened! ANAHEIM, CA — Disney Parks and Resorts has made some BIG announcements at the D23 Expo – and Uncle Walt’s Insider was NOT there to hear them! One huge bit of news has set the Internet ablaze: E.P.C.O.T. Center’s Test Track, the Chevrolet…
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We told you not to bring nuclear launch codes to the Magic Kingdom! USS TENNESSEE, ATLANTIC OCEAN– In a shocking turn of events, a nuclear missile was accidentally launched from the USS Tennessee in the Atlantic Ocean yesterday. The apparent culprit? None other than the Joe Biden audio-animatronic at Walt Disney World’s Hall of Presidents. The…
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No one bring nuclear codes to the show, please. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Guests at the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa & Revolutionary Headquarters will soon get an experience never before… um, experienced. Disney announced today that they will be updating the Magic Kingdom Park (& Spa)’s Hall of Presidents attraction to utilize…
No more Mexico Pavilion! Does Colombia have churros? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The “Gran Fiesta Tour starring the Three Caballeros,” a/k/a the Mexico boat ride with Donald Duck and those two other birds, is no more. And neither is Epcot’s Mexico Pavilion. We’ve known that a change was coming, since we figured Disney would…
Walt: “Hey, Marty, can you make a cover image for a story on Bob Chapek replacing Jesus without being too blasphemous?” Marty: “Can I finally get paid for doing this?” Walt: “Ha ha ha ha ha! No.” ORLANDO, FL– Disney has announced exciting plans to acquire and reopen the Holy Land Experience theme park! In an…