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(Step)Moms Panel: Are there toasters in a toaster-shaped hotel?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I will be staying in the hotel that looks like a toaster - the name escapes me right now. Do the rooms there have toasters? Thanks.” - Diane M., Camden, NJ Ub: Hi Cami, and thanks for contacting the (Step) ...
February 8, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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(Step)Moms Panel: the best plant-based foods in Disney Parks

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: What are your favorite plant-based meal options found at the Disney Parks?" - Jordan W., Berkeley CA Baby Yoda: Marty: No, bone broth is not plant-based. Because, you know, bones. Walt: Hi Alfred, thanks for asking. I find that there are quite a ...
February 6, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Leaked photo of Disneyland Escanaba construction, probably. Photo by spejder.dk. Inset photo by Adirondack Explorer.

UPDATE: Disneyland Escanaba construction underway!

We're bumping our regular (Step)Moms Panel discussion for this breaking news! ESCANABA, MI -- Yoopers across the globe are celebrating, because they will soon have a Disney park in their own backyard. That's an expression, by the way. The park won't be literally in anyone's backyard. That would cause a lot of problems, and the park would have to be really small. Unless they found someone with a gigantic backyard. ... What were we writing about again? Oh, yeah. Silencing the doubters While some ...
February 5, 2020 by Marty in World
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(Step)Moms Panel: How do you understand what Baby Yoda is saying?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm sorry, but I don't get it. Baby Yoda's a part of your panel, but all that's ever posted is his picture. And you all act as if he said something and you understand it? What gives? Help ...
January 29, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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(Step)Moms Panel: Best areas at Disneyland for a 3-year-old?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: We're visiting Disneyland with our almost-3 year old. What are the best areas for her to have safe, unstructured (i.e. not on a ride) play?” - Lillie, CA Walt: Hi Lyle, thanks for asking. I recommend taking a cruise on ...
January 25, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney
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