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(Step)Moms Panel: “How should I vote?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: How should I vote?” - Kent D., Faber OR Harriet: Just go to Walt Disney World. There aren't many people there without you. X: Dear Kent, It appears that elections in Oregon are handled through a vote-by-mail system. If you are properly ...

Joe Rohde and Terry Gilliam. Or perhaps just two pictures of Joe Rohde. Or Terry Gilliam. We're so confused.

Revealed: Joe Rohde & Terry Gilliam are the same person

It's like Superman and Clark Kent, but with an earring instead of glasses. BURBANK, CA -- You heard it here first! Based on our exhaustedive investigative reporting, Uncle Walt's Insider can now reveal that famed Disney Imagineer Joe Rohde and celebrated director and member of Monty Python Terry Gilliam are in fact the same person. This conclusion is based on solid evidence: 1. They look alike. Seriously, look at those photos. Okay, two different people, right? But NOW, cover up Joe's left earlobe ...

March 18, 2020 by Marty in Other

UWI Coronavirus Policy: No more than 50 readers online at the same time

Also, run a virus scan on your computer before visiting Uncle Walt's Insider. UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- First, the good news: COVID-19 has not infected any Uncle Walt's Insider staff. You could say it's because of the precautions we're taking, but let's be honest. People have been "socially distancing" themselves from us long before this current situation. We've never been the types to follow a crowd, but with everyone putting out an official Coronavirus policy, we figured we'd better get one ...

March 17, 2020 by Marty in Other

(Step)Moms Panel: What do Cast Members do when not working?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: What do Disney Cast Members do when they're not at work?" - Bill B., New England Note: this article was written and scheduled before the Disney parks shutdowns were announced. (Talk about poor timing.) We love Cast Members, and ...

March 16, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for March 15

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: IS A DISNEY VACATION WORTH THE EXTRA COST OVER SIX FLAGS? Our (Step) Moms have all the answers! (Most of them wrong.) Tuesday MEDICAL JOURNAL: GOOFY IS ACTUALLY A GENIUS? - Mickey's pal Goofy is known as a lovable, not-too-bright klutz. Has he been fooling us all this time? Wednesday EPCOT'S GUARDIANS COASTER TO FEATURE "THANOS QUEUE" - Single riders lining up for the coming GotG ...

March 15, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight